Belguim Lay-bys- exercise extreme caution!

An amusing true belguim tale of some gorgeous folk I met:

Mr and Mrs Lovely were driving home after an evening at Jack's house and were feeling somewhat amorous. The road between Waterloo and their home was empty at this late hour of the night, and feeling spontaneous and impatient they pulled over into a lay-by. Both clambered out of the car and onto the bonnet...

Fortunatley only a mere 3 minutes later, (would no doubt have been worse say 10 mins later) a police car pulled up by their car, suspecting they were dealing drugs or some other socially unacceptable activity. Mr Lovely at this juncture had his trousers around his ankles, and ended up conversing with the officer as such. The officer apologised and explained his initial suspicions, and then gingerly informed them that he could see this was not the case. He did, somewhat kindly I feel, advise that perhaps they move on a kilometer or two since a number of dead and murdered bodies had been discovered in lay-bys in this area over the last few months! He then wished them a pleasant and enjoyable night and returned to his car, whilst Mr and Mrs Lovely cringed and giggled with embarrassment.

As a final farewell to the pair, the officer and his partner put the flashing lights on them, for a few minutes before pulling away (I s'pose perhaps this helped Mr Lovely to do his flies back up as he slipped back into this jeans)